|Portrayed by||James Martin Kelly|
|First appearance||"The Phantom"|
A Train Conductor is a minor character in the fifth season episode "The Phantom". He is played by guest star James Martin Kelly. He is a Train Conductor for the New Haven Line. He breaks up a fight between Pete Campbell and Howard Dawes on his train. He asks Pete to apologize, explaining that as commuters they will need to continue to share the train. Pete refuses and then assaults him. He punches Pete and has him thrown off the train.