|Season 5 Episode 8|
|Air date||6 May 2012|
|Written by||Matthew Weiner|
|Directed by||Phil Abraham|
At the Codfish Ball
Peggy is irritated by a secret she has to keep. Pete covers for a friend and Don gets unexpected news.
This episode opens with Pete discussing life insurance with Howard, a fellow train rider who has been having a "blue month" in terms of sales. Rallying back and forth Pete assures he doesn't need life insurance because his Junior Partnership at SCDP cover's it, Howard assures him while Pete stays alive that is, reminding him he has a family that will still need financial help even after he's gone. Later in the conversation Howard reveals that he has a new, attractive mistress in the city, claiming his wife is happy despite the affair because he provides for her. In the train-station parking lot one evening, Howard's wife, Beth, asks Pete if he knows her husband and tells Pete she has locked her keys in her car. Pete drives her home, during which time Beth discusses her dire relationship with Howard. He comforts her, which results in them having sex on the floor of her living room. After the incident, Beth tells Pete to forget it happened and that it will never happen again, which doesn't sit well with him. Pete continues to yearn for Beth afterwards, calling her and even orchestrating a situation in which Howard invites him to dinner with Beth at their home. Before Pete creates an excuse to leave, he tells Beth to meet him at the Hotel Pennsylvania. Pete checks into the hotel. When Beth doesn't arrive, Pete smashes a glass of champagne against the wall.
Megan wants to get back into acting and begins to resent her job at SCDP. After she confesses her feelings about work to Peggy, Peggy scolds her for taking a spot at a high-value job in the agency when there are other people looking for jobs. Late one night, Megan wakes Don to tell him of her desire to start acting again. Megan decides to quit her job at the agency the next morning. Don sees her off to the elevator as she leaves the office. Moments after Megan leaves, Don calls up another elevator. After the elevator doors open, Don finds no elevator. All he sees is a bare elevator shaft, and he looks down at an empty abyss.
Don, Ken, and Peggy attend a taste testing for cool whip. While at the taste testing Don and Peggy perform the intended commercial for the product, and Peggy mixes up a few words. Don becomes angry and yells at Peggy who yells back that she is not the one who Don is mad at. Don pulls out a cigarette only to be told there is no smoking in that room.
Roger enters Don's office and states that he can see Megan as an actress. Roger states that he did not get to choose what he did, his father told him. He then suggested that Megan is doing this because she wants a baby. Don says he brought up the idea of having a baby on their honeymoon but that Megan said his kids were enough. Roger says that Jane wanted a baby. He says that he doesn't want Megan to end up like Betty or her mother.
Don complains to Megan about not knowing what is going on in youth and popular culture, leading Megan to bring him a copy of The Beatles album Revolver. She tells him to start with the song "Tomorrow Never Knows". As Megan leaves for acting class, Don plays "Tomorrow Never Knows" and sits by himself with a glass of whiskey. About a minute into the song, he turns the record off, seemingly displeased with the sound, and walks back to his bedroom.
- Jon Hamm as Don Draper
- Elisabeth Moss as Peggy Olson
- Vincent Kartheiser as Pete Campbell
- January Jones as Betty Hofstadt (credit only)
- Christina Hendricks as Joan Holloway
- Jared Harris as Lane Pryce (credit only)
- Aaron Staton as Ken Cosgrove
- Rich Sommer as Harry Crane
- Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper (credit only)
- Jessica Pare as Megan Calvet
- Christopher Stanley as Henry Francis (credit only)
- Jay R. Ferguson as Stan Rizzo
- Robert Morse as Bertram Cooper (credit only)
- John Slattery as Roger Sterling
- Alexis Bledel as Beth Dawes
- Ben Feldman as Michael Ginsberg
- Teyonah Parris as Dawn Chambers
- Jeff Clarke as Howard Dawes
- Dennis Haskins as Phil Beachum
- Jordan Feldman as Rick Swanson
- Doug Tompos as Pat Wallace
- James Sharpe as Calvin Nichols
- Molly Hawkey as Sarah
Peggy: "Megan is not the problem."
Don: "You didn't want her there, you were threatened by everything about her."
Peggy: "I spend more time training her than you did. In eight months, defending her."
Don: "Defending her? She as great at it!"
Peggy: "She thinks advertising is stupid!"
Don: "No she thinks the people she worked with are cynical and petty!"
Peggy: "I did everything right and I am still getting it from you! You know what? You are not mad at me, so shut up!"
Joan: "We missed you ar Megan's lunch. I guess you have some extra work?"
Peggy: "No. I told her I'd rather go to my own lunch with her."
Joan: "I'm not gonna lie, I did not see it coming. I thought she would fail here."
Peggy: "I feel bad, I think maybe I was harder on her, scared her away."
Joan: "Second wives, I think they have a play-book."
Peggy: "I don't think she's like that."
Joan: "Peggy, she's going to be a failing actress, with a rich husband."
Peggy: "No, I think she's good at everything. I think she's just one of those girls."
Joan: "Then you had every right to be hard on her. Did you know he met Betty Draper during a print ad? Did you know she was a model? That's the kind of girl Don marries. Goodnight."