|Season 5 Episode 5|
|Air date||16 April 2012|
|Written by|| Frank Pierson|
|Directed by||John Slattery|
Far Away Places
Lane strikes up an interesting friendship. Pete entertains guests.
One night at his apartment, Pete is being kept awake by a leaking faucet in the kitchen. He eventually leaves Trudy and goes to fix it, doing so effectively and with self-satisfaction. The next night, he is attending a driver's education class, where he flirts with a teenage girl who is getting ready to go off to college.
Ken has continued his writing, and runs into Peggy while meeting with a publisher over lunch. He is secretive about his work and attempts to politely get rid of her. Peggy is unsettled by this, until Ken later explains his actions in the office.
Following a drunken celebration at a bar with other expatriates over England's 1966 World Cup victory, Lane excitedly tells the other SCDP partners that he has arranged a lunch meeting with a fellow Englishman he met at the bar, Edwin Baker, over possible representation for Jaguar Cars in America.
The Campbells throw a dinner party for the Cosgroves and the Drapers at their home. As the night progresses, Ken's writing career is accidentally brought up in conversation by his wife, leading to a re-telling of one of his stories. The guests are unsure of how to react to the science fiction plot, apart from Don, who asks questions about the character. Afterwards, the wives retreat to the kitchen, where the faucet previously fixed by Pete bursts, spraying water everywhere. Pete rushes away to get his toolbox, but by the time he gets back, Don has already fixed it, explaining that Pete's previous fix was merely a coincidence.
The next night, Pete returns to his driver's education class to find that a new student, Hanson (nicknamed "handsome") has the attention of the girl he previously flirted with.
Lane receives advice from Roger about how to ensnare a client at dinner. Roger informs Lane to find the man's source of regret, and make it relatable to him, forming a "conspiracy" of feeling between the pair. Unfortunately, Lane's dinner does not go smoothly, as the representative of Jaguar appears to have no regrets in his life, and Lane is forced to plan another lunch to try again at confirming the new business. Upon hearing of this failure, Pete is offered an affirmation of his masculinity via letting Lane down softly and taking the task off his hands, forming a renewed alliance with Roger. At the dinner meeting, Edwin, the Jaguar representative, assures Don, Roger, and Pete of his business with them, but wants to have some fun. The executives visit a local brothel, and Edwin, Roger, and Pete all cheat on their wives, leaving Don alone at the bar.
He later shares a cab with Pete on the way home, where a drunken Pete criticizes Don as hypocritical for judging his adulterous actions. Don explains he is not judging, but he merely didn't know that Pete was miserable with his life. Pete replies that he has everything, to which Don warns him not to throw it away.
The next day, Ken is called into Roger's office and told directly that he is to stop writing in his spare time as he should not be dividing his attention between his job and his writing. Roger attempts to create a bond between the two of them, stating that they are both "unappreciated authors." When Don learns of Ken's writing success, he is supportive of it. In contrast, Pete denigrates it.
Later that same day, Lane storms into a partners' meeting, shouting at Pete about how Edwin's wife has found out about his adultery and is devastated. Edwin has withdrawn his business as a result. Lane blames Pete's methods for losing the account and Pete responds by citing Lane's redundant role at the firm and challenging his sexuality. To the surprise and shock of the other partners, Lane responds by challenging Pete to a fistfight. Pete and Lane exchange blows until Lane eventually gains the upper hand, leaving a bloodied and broken Pete on the office floor. Bruised and shaken, Pete retreats to his office.
Joan goes to comfort Lane, only for him to misinterpret the affection as romantic, attempting to kiss Joan. Joan, startled, stands and opens the door, but does not leave. She instead stays with Lane and forgives his action, claiming that he had done to Pete what everyone in the office had wanted to do for a long time.
Peggy, excitedly, tells Ken the story of Lane beating up Pete. Ken takes great pleasure in this, and then tells Peggy about his conversation with Roger and that he suspects Pete informed Roger, after learning about his publishing deal during the dinner party.
Later, Pete talks about his despair at the day's events with Don in the elevator, wondering how the fight occurred when he thought they were all friends. Close to tears, he blurts out that he has nothing, but Don doesn't respond.
The episode ends with Ken writing in bed under a new pen name. Pete is shown back in his driver's education class, watching helplessly as Hanson sits with the girl he used to flirt with, and the dripping sound of the leaky faucet replaying in his mind.
- Jon Hamm as Don Draper
- Elisabeth Moss as Peggy Olson
- Vincent Kartheiser as Pete Campbell
- January Jones as Betty Francis (credit only)
- Christina Hendricks as Joan Harris
- Jared Harris as Lane Pryce
- Aaron Staton as Ken Cosgrove
- Rich Sommer as Harry Crane (credit only)
- Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper (credit only)
- Jessica Paré as Megan Draper
- Christopher Stanley as Henry Francis (credit only)
- Jay R. Ferguson as Stan Rizzo (credit only)
- Robert Morse as Bertram Cooper
- John Slattery as Roger Sterling
- Alison Brie as Trudy Campbell
- Embeth Davidtz as Rebecca Pryce
- Teyonah Parris as Dawn Chambers
- Larisa Oleynik as Cynthia Cosgrove
- David Hunt as Edwin Baker
- Amanda Bauer as Jenny Gunther
- Parker Young as Jim Hanson
- Cherilyn Wilson as Daphne
- Eve Gordon as Giselle
Pete: "He didn't ask you because he thinks, you're a homo."
Lane: "I can't beileve the hours I've put in, to help you become the monster you are."
Pete: "I was doing my job."
Lane: "IT WAS MY ACCOUNT!"
Pete: "Your account? You have no idea, what you're doing. In fact as far as I can tell, out need for you disappered after you fired us."
Burt: "Mr Campbell!"
Lane: "That'll be enough of that. Mr Campbell, you and I are going to address that insult."
Pete: "Are you kidding me?"
Lane: "No, you're a grimy little pimp. I warn you, as soon as I raise my hands; it will be too late to run."
Pete: "Fine, do you want to take your teeth out? Or do you want me to knock them out?"
Roger: "I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?"
- Lane challenges Pete, after Pete insults him.
Joan: "What happened?"
Lane: "What do I do here? I mean, truely?"
Joan: "Something essential."
Lane: "You could do it."
Joan: "If they've tried to make you feel different then them, you are. That's a good way to be."
*Lane kisses Joan, catching Joan off guard.*
Lane: "I just seem to find no end, to my humiliation today. I'm sorry."
Joan: "About what? Everyone in this office has wanted to do that to Pete Campbell."
- Joan comforts Lane, after his scuffle with Pete.
Peggy: "Did you hear? Lane kicked the crap out of Pete."
Ken: "I can't believe he beat me to it."
Peggy: "What did Pete do?"
Ken: "I don't know, but I know he told Roger about my writing."
Peggy: "Why did you tell him?"
Ken: "Cynthia let it slip, hell - she bragged about it."
Peggy: "Well, you can't blame her, I read the one in Galaxy about the girl who lays eggs. Wow."
Ken: "Well, thanks. But Ben Hargrove is dead."
- Ken has a candid moment with Peggy.
Pete: "I'm not as virtuous as you. So you just cut me loose?"
Don: "What was I supposed to do? Step in? Punch Lane?"
Pete: "Why were we having a fight? At work? This is an office. We're supposed to be friends...I have nothing Don."
- Pete makes a tearful admission to Don.
- This was the third episode directed by John Slattery.
- The episode begins in late July 1966 and ends during August 1966, with references to the 1966 World Cup Final, where England defeated West Germany 4-2 in a match that was filled with controversy. The Charles Whitman shooting rampage and the crash of Braniff Flight 250 in Nebraska are also mentioned.