"You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do." - Roger Sterling

by Babyjabba

“One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.”- Joan Holloway

by Babyjabba

"She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut." - Bertram Cooper

by Babyjabba

"What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons." - Don Draper

by Babyjabba

"Let's take it a little slower. I don't want to wake up pregnant." - Don Draper

by Babyjabba

"When God closes a door, he opens a dress." - Roger Sterling

by Babyjabba

"You need three ingredients for a cocktail. Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency." - Peggy Olson

by Babyjabba

"Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent." - Don Draper

by BBD'OH

"I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess." - Roger Sterling

by Babyjabba

"I want you to do something for me Pete. I want you to get a cardboard box, and put all your stuff in it." - Don Draper

by Babyjabba

"You want to be taken seriously. Stop dressing like a little girl." - Joan Holloway

by Babyjabba

"We need to get you a new daddy." - Bobby Draper

by Babyjabba

"Fear stimulates my imagination" - Don Draper

by Babyjabba

"Remember...you're not dying for me. Because I never liked you."- Joan Holloway

by Babyjabba

We need to change its rating from convalescent home to Roman orgy. - Roger Sterling (In reference to preparing a Christmas party for Lee Garner, Jr.

by Machienzo

Peggy: "I have a boyfriend." Joyce: "He doesn’t own your vagina." Peggy: "No, but he’s renting it."

by GoldDustWoman

Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick..?

by Mtarshis

“ I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.” - Joan Holloway

by PureBloodPaul

(Referring to some reformed alcoholics including Freddy Rumsen) And they sound so righteous. I never pissed my pants. This guy Rutledge killed a man with a motorboat. You know what gets you over something like that … drinking!

by 1Nick2

"Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove." - Roger Sterling

by Babyjabba

"One never knows how loyalty is born." - Bertram Cooper

by PureBloodPaul

"You're a whore!"-Don Draper

by Big Dick Sally

"My father beat the hell out of me. All it did was make me fantasize about the day I could murder him." - Don Draper

by Philbony

Roger Sterling: "They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that" Don Draper: "So I guess I'm helping both of us"

by GoldDustWoman

"My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana" - Peggy Olson

by GoldDustWoman

"You don't cover for me. You manage people's expectations" - Don Draper

by PureBloodPaul

"this isn't China. There's no money in virginity." - Joan Holloway

by PureBloodPaul

"It's a business of sadists and masochists, and you know which one you are." - Ida Blankenship

by SophieBratton