Wikia

Mad Men Wiki

The Best Mad Men Quotes

Comments7
562pages on
this wiki

Roger-sterling.jpg
  • #1
    "She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut." - Bertram Cooper

    by Babyjabba

    208
    votes
  • #2
    "You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do." - Roger Sterling

    by Babyjabba

    207
    votes
  • #3
    “One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.”- Joan Holloway

    by Babyjabba

    182
    votes
  • #4
    "What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons." - Don Draper

    by Babyjabba

    153
    votes
  • #5
    "Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent." - Don Draper

    by BBD'OH

    104
    votes
  • #6
    "Let's take it a little slower. I don't want to wake up pregnant." - Don Draper

    by Babyjabba

    83
    votes
  • #7
    "When God closes a door, he opens a dress." - Roger Sterling

    by Babyjabba

    83
    votes
  • #8
    "You need three ingredients for a cocktail. Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency." - Peggy Olson

    by Babyjabba

    60
    votes
  • #9
    "I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess." - Roger Sterling

    by Babyjabba

    56
    votes
  • #10
    Peggy: "I have a boyfriend." Joyce: "He doesn’t own your vagina." Peggy: "No, but he’s renting it."

    by GoldDustWoman

    45
    votes
  • #11
    “I’d tell you to go to hell but I never want to see you again.” - Mack Johnson

    by ChineseWall

    40
    votes
  • #12
    "I want you to do something for me Pete. I want you to get a cardboard box, and put all your stuff in it." - Don Draper

    by Babyjabba

    38
    votes
  • #13
    “ I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.” - Joan Holloway

    by PureBloodPaul

    35
    votes
  • #14
    "Fear stimulates my imagination" - Don Draper

    by Babyjabba

    33
    votes
  • #15
    "You want to be taken seriously. Stop dressing like a little girl." - Joan Holloway

    by Babyjabba

    32
    votes
  • #16
    "We need to get you a new daddy." - Bobby Draper

    by Babyjabba

    30
    votes
  • #17
    Roger Sterling: "They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that" Don Draper: "So I guess I'm helping both of us"

    by GoldDustWoman

    25
    votes
  • #18
    "One never knows how loyalty is born." - Bertram Cooper

    by PureBloodPaul

    25
    votes
  • #19
    "Remember...you're not dying for me. Because I never liked you."- Joan Holloway

    by Babyjabba

    24
    votes
  • #20
    We need to change its rating from convalescent home to Roman orgy. - Roger Sterling (In reference to preparing a Christmas party for Lee Garner, Jr.

    by Machienzo

    19
    votes
  • #21
    Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick..?

    by Mtarshis

    17
    votes
  • #22
    "You don't cover for me. You manage people's expectations" - Don Draper

    by PureBloodPaul

    15
    votes
  • #23
    "You're a whore!"-Don Draper

    by Big Dick Sally

    15
    votes
  • #24
    "My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana" - Peggy Olson

    by GoldDustWoman

    14
    votes
  • #25
    "My father beat the hell out of me. All it did was make me fantasize about the day I could murder him." - Don Draper

    by Philbony

    13
    votes
  • #26
    "Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove." - Roger Sterling

    by Babyjabba

    13
    votes
  • #27
    (Referring to some reformed alcoholics including Freddy Rumsen) And they sound so righteous. I never pissed my pants. This guy Rutledge killed a man with a motorboat. You know what gets you over something like that … drinking!

    by 1Nick2

    13
    votes
  • #28
    "this isn't China. There's no money in virginity." - Joan Holloway

    by PureBloodPaul

    11
    votes
  • #29
    “Men don’t take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate.” Joan Holloway

    by Alag19

    9
    votes
  • #30
    "It's a business of sadists and masochists, and you know which one you are." - Ida Blankenship

    by SophieBratton

    8
    votes
  • #31
    "My father married his secretary. She's my age." - Sally Draper

    by Wilton Gray

    5
    votes
  • #32
    "If I wanted to see two negroes fight, I'd throw a dollar bill out of my window." - Ida Blankenship on the Ali-Liston boxing match

    by DuckPhillips

    4
    votes
  • #33
    I just was giving her a hard time... can I give you one too?

    by Glites

    3
    votes
  • #34
    I was just giving her a hard time... can I give you one too? - Roger Sterling

    by Glites

    2
    votes
  • #35
    "My mother can go to hell! I'll have Ted fly her there!"-Pete about his mother

    by Overseer80

    1
    vote
  • #36
    Your activities are offensive to my every waking moment. You'll always be the enemy

    by Lizabits70

    1
    vote

Create Your Own Top Ten
Create a list

Around Wikia's network

Random Wiki