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"She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut." - Bertram Cooperby Babyjabba
"You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do." - Roger Sterlingby Babyjabba
"You don't cover for me. You manage people's expectations" - Don Draperby PureBloodPaul
"My father beat the hell out of me. All it did was make me fantasize about the day I could murder him." - Don Draperby Philbony
"this isn't China. There's no money in virginity." - Joan Hollowayby PureBloodPaul
(Referring to some reformed alcoholics including Freddy Rumsen) And they sound so righteous. I never pissed my pants. This guy Rutledge killed a man with a motorboat. You know what gets you over something like that … drinking!by 1Nick2