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Top Ten Joan Harris Quotes

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Top ten of Joan's most memorable one-liners.

  • #1
    "But that's life. One day you're on top of the world, and the next some secretary's running you over with a lawnmower." Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agencyby PeeChelle
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  • #2
    "Peggy, this isn't China; there's no money in virginity." Shootby PeeChelle
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  • #3
    "Because you'€™re the one who got away? You. Out there in your poor little rich boy apartment in Newark or wherever. Walking around with your pipe and your beard. Falling in love with that girl just to show how interesting you are. ... Go ahead, what part is wrong?" Flight 1by PeeChelle
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  • #4
    "Go home, take a paper bag, cut some eye-holes out of it. Put it over your head, get undressed and look at yourself in the mirror. Really evaluate where your strengths and weaknesses are. And be honest." Smoke Gets In Your Eyesby PeeChelle
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  • #5
    Greg: "I don't want to fight right now." - Joan: "Then stop talking." My Old Kentucky Homeby PeeChelle
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  • #6
    "You're not a good man, you never were; even before we were married and you know what I'm talking about." Mystery Dateby PeeChelle
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  • #7
    "Don't be intimidated by all this technology. The men who designed it made it so simple that even a woman can use it." Smoke Gets In Your Eyesby PeeChelle
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  • #8
    "These men, constantly building them up and for what? Dinner and jewelry? Who cares?" Long Weekendby PeeChelle
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  • #9
    "When you wake up in the middle of the night and wonder what you forgot, don't call me" Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agencyby PeeChelle
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  • #10
    "One day you'll lose someone important to you. You'll see. It's very painful." Six Month Leaveby PeeChelle
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